Extreme Stair Climbing

If your child requires a leash and a helmet just to walk, shoes might not be a bad idea.

Warning: Leashes Don't Stop Escalators

I know you bought that leash under the pretense that you wouldn't have to lift another finger to keep your child safe. You were misled. It will not actually stop your child from plummeting to his or her doom.

I'll allow it.

I have nothing witty to say. Their adorable hats distracted me from the massive amount of leashes happening here. Don't you love Canadians?

Must... Get... To... Donuts...

Bad news kid; Mommy already ate all the donuts.

Drunk Girls are a Lot Like Toddlers

I can think of a few times in college when I wish I'd had a leash for my friends.

Making Babysitters Obsolete

Just wait here while Mommy and Daddy get dinner and go see Date Night. Hope you haven't learned how to untie knots yet.

Even worse than a leash?

Ok fine, there is photographic evidence that a leash might be BETTER than what some parents do without one. Brutal.

Defeating the Purpose?

I thought the whole point of these effing leashes was to prevent your tots from doing something stupid like getting their head bitten off by a giant turtle. No?

Side of a rural highway

Does this remind anyone else of those people who take their old unwanted pets out to the middle of nowhere and set them free?