Kids, Leashes, and Airports

At least you're not checking him as luggage, but I do not envy the people who are going to be sitting near you on that plane.

British Baby Leashes

I imagine this little chap saying things like "g'day govna" and "can you unleash me so that I might go have a cup of tea with me mates?"

I have absolutely no reason to think that this particular leashed child is British other than his sweater vest and cap. If he isn't British, his parents are total douches.

Extreme Stair Climbing

If your child requires a leash and a helmet just to walk, shoes might not be a bad idea.

Warning: Leashes Don't Stop Escalators

I know you bought that leash under the pretense that you wouldn't have to lift another finger to keep your child safe. You were misled. It will not actually stop your child from plummeting to his or her doom.

I'll allow it.

I have nothing witty to say. Their adorable hats distracted me from the massive amount of leashes happening here. Don't you love Canadians?

Must... Get... To... Donuts...

Bad news kid; Mommy already ate all the donuts.

Drunk Girls are a Lot Like Toddlers

I can think of a few times in college when I wish I'd had a leash for my friends.