There is someone even less funny than George Lopez.

So much to say, it's best not to say anything.

Please submit your suggestions for a caption.

I just noticed that this was taken in the Buffalo-Niagara region. Not a lot of hometown pride right now.

Hope it's double-knotted.

Looks like you forgot to leave a bowl of water for your child to lap so it doesn't get dehydrated.

Let Me Just Make Sure I've Got This Right...

You will carry your dog, but your kid has to be on a leash?

Yes? Okay, just checking.

Katt Willams Standup Clip

Thank you Emily for bringing this to my attention!

I wonder how much the neighborhood kid walker makes

At least the job doesnt entail cleaning up a bunch of shit during the walk.

...or does it?