Making Babysitters Obsolete

Just wait here while Mommy and Daddy get dinner and go see Date Night. Hope you haven't learned how to untie knots yet.

Even worse than a leash?

Ok fine, there is photographic evidence that a leash might be BETTER than what some parents do without one. Brutal.

Defeating the Purpose?

I thought the whole point of these effing leashes was to prevent your tots from doing something stupid like getting their head bitten off by a giant turtle. No?

Side of a rural highway

Does this remind anyone else of those people who take their old unwanted pets out to the middle of nowhere and set them free?

There is someone even less funny than George Lopez.

So much to say, it's best not to say anything.

Please submit your suggestions for a caption.

I just noticed that this was taken in the Buffalo-Niagara region. Not a lot of hometown pride right now.

Hope it's double-knotted.

Looks like you forgot to leave a bowl of water for your child to lap so it doesn't get dehydrated.