There is someone even less funny than George Lopez.

So much to say, it's best not to say anything.

Please submit your suggestions for a caption.

I just noticed that this was taken in the Buffalo-Niagara region. Not a lot of hometown pride right now.

Hope it's double-knotted.

Looks like you forgot to leave a bowl of water for your child to lap so it doesn't get dehydrated.

Let Me Just Make Sure I've Got This Right...

You will carry your dog, but your kid has to be on a leash?

Yes? Okay, just checking.

Katt Willams Standup Clip

Thank you Emily for bringing this to my attention!

I wonder how much the neighborhood kid walker makes

At least the job doesnt entail cleaning up a bunch of shit during the walk.

...or does it?

Another Human Leash on People of Walmart

  

Maybe the child is on a leash because he's rabid.

Okay I Guess That's Worse

Picking him up is out of the question.

I know, going out for a walk was your exercise for the day (week.) You wouldn't want to over-exert yourself by bending over to pick up your child.

People of Walmart, Meet Kids on Leashes

Kid on a Leash at Walmart. Not very surprising.

I'm old enough for baggy jeans, and Mardi Gras beads, but not too old for a pacifier or leash.

Kids on Leashes Blog. Yes, this is happening.