Kids, Leashes, and Airports

At least you're not checking him as luggage, but I do not envy the people who are going to be sitting near you on that plane.

British Baby Leashes

I imagine this little chap saying things like "g'day govna" and "can you unleash me so that I might go have a cup of tea with me mates?"

I have absolutely no reason to think that this particular leashed child is British other than his sweater vest and cap. If he isn't British, his parents are total douches.